Pumped up!!

Now the only dilemma is that we can only afford to register for one photo op, and are having a hard time choosing between Stan Lee or William Shatner.

Who would you pick for a photo op?

3 year old student: “She’s a sexy girl. She wears her boobies nice.”

It was very hard to talk to him about his language when I was laughing very hard on the inside.

SO MANY PLOT TWISTS.

A little boy at my center is about to have a new baby sister, his mom is due any day. Last week I ask him “What’s your new sister’s name going to be?”

He looks me dead in the eye and says …. “Frank.”

Well played, kid.

“And this time we’re going to see it to the bitter end! Or lager end.”

The World’s End (2013) (x)

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the-domain-of-sound:

makarov92:

menschy:

jakegyllenhaalelujah:

hektorrodriguez:

smugsbunny:

you’re a worm in space who’s being chased by a crow for the whole game

you’re a dinosaur and you have to babysit an italian infant….with eggs.

gross exploitation of several franchises because no one was creative enough to make original characters or ideas.

you have to kill someone but you don’t know who he is

^

I am guessing STALKER Shadow of Chernobyl?

you go to africa and like two seconds into the trip you get malaria and have to kill this psycho dude who really isn’t psycho and there’s people who always want to kill you everywhere no matter what you’re doing

Every decision you make impacts the game, and if you don’t save up $1 for every insignificant character in the entire game-universe, every one of them dies in the end. Also, you can catch STDs….

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One of my preschoolers, this adorable, breaks-my-heart-he’s-so-cute, little boy was dressed in a little button down and a plaid sweater vest, comes up to me when I walked in the room and goes “Miss Patty! Look how handsome I am!”

Heart officially melted, you narcissistic little cutie.

I prevented a tragedy. That was my day.

megandear:

eeriberry:

cocchilweran:

Sometimes I have an unreasonably hard time re-watching movies I love with other people 8D

all the time

Completely Accurate.

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Tomorrow, I start teaching preschool full time.

This opens up a whole new chapter in my adult life of full time employment, health benefits, and wrangling a classroom full of 2 & 3 year olds.

Here’s to life :)

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lady-fett:

man remember when this happened? 

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Dracarys

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And while it’s going to help the constant pain in my foot eventually - right now I really want to FUCKING PUNCH SOMEONE IT HURTS SO BAD.

The slightest bump/touch to my foot feels like I’m being stabbed.

I should’ve taken the prescription to help with the pain when the doc offered…

best scene

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